310. THAT BOY/GIRL IS NOT PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. THEY ARE PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY DISLIKE YOU.

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322. FARMVILLE WILL HARVEST YOUR SOUL.

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317. DON'T ACCEPT RIDES FROM STRANGE MEN*

gotwisdom:

*Remember that all men are strange.

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313. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MOTHERS DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING. THEY DO, HOWEVER, KNOW HOW TO LIE AND USE GOOGLE.

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329. IF YOU ARE A MALE WHO CANNOT GET LAID; LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR, DEVELOP A BRITISH ACCENT, AND ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE. PROBLEM SOLVED.

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I hate everything today.

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Me too.

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It is better to have loved one Zachary Quinto and lost all interest in other men than never to have loved Zachary Quinto at all.

zachfacts:

The thing is, this is pretty much what my life has come to and I’m not upset about it.

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Zachary Quinto does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Zachary Quinto.

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